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Ryan Day likes night games

In an interview with one of the major sports networks, Ohio State football coach Ryan Day made clear he likes the night games.

Day said, “I consider myself to be a bit of a night owl. Plus, I get to sleep in a bit before the game if they are late.”

Athletic Director Gene Smith followed by saying, “We hired a coach that doesn’t live in the constraints of his own name.” He continued, “Look at Urban Meyer. Do you think he only shopped at Meijer? No. He is a Kroger guy.”

We reached out to the former Indiana and Texas Tech Bobby Knight to see if he liked day or night games better, but only heard cursing and chairs being thrown when he answered.


Just another satire work by The Gourdian.

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